people that make hot chocolate with water instead of milk
i dont have time for people who don’t believe in aliens
Did u sit in sugar cause u got a sweet ass
let’s stop making jokes about girls and start making jokes about white boys
here i’ll start
*white boy voice* chill out man it was just a joke
[walks into class 10 minutes late with a can of Monster] sorry I’m late I got frontpage on Reddit
[wipes cheeto dust off onto cargo shorts] so if you support gender equality does that mean it’s ok to hit women now?
my work ethic is basically “if it doesn’t have to be done right this second then I’m not gonna do it”
u aren’t a true follower unless you name your kids after me
I just want to lay in bed with someone in our underwear and make out, watch movies and fuck like 3 or 10 times
I just don’t feel alive.